Don’t need an invitation cos I’m really massive
Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros
Ruinin’ your sofas cos I’m too big for them
Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros
Stampin’ on your CDs with my big round feet
Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros
Gonna gore your mum - what’s she doin at the party?
Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros
Better wash the kitchen cos I’ve had a big shit
Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros
Squashin’ all your friends with my fat leathery backside
Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros
